Hart, aber spass muss sein

Kermit the frog said it wasn't easy being green
It wasn’t easy being black
For martin Luther king
It wasn’t easy for
The bubble boy was constantly sick
And it ain’t easy for me
Having this bigger dick

My dick is 13 and half inches longer than your average dick
It’s tall like Shaquille O’Neil
And it weights as much as your brain
It is very very hard to swim with that weight
I drown very very quick
No it's not funny game having a really really big dick

Because it hurts to ride a bicycle
And I can’t wrestle with my dad
They don’t make a condom my size
I have to use a duffle bag
All I want is to give women pleasure
But I just make them cry
And when I change my mongoloid
Someone loses his eye

13 and half inches longer than your average dick
You can try to fit it in your virjugee
But you see bag is just too thick
And when I walking to the deli
They ask me how much for that piece of meat
And when I flight on the airplane I need for a second seat

It ain't easy
It ain't easy
It ain't easy
It ain't easy
It ain't easy
Being me...

It ain't easy
It ain't easy
It ain't easy
It ain't easy
It ain't easy
Being me...

Too big for you
Too big for me
And if it‘s too big for her
Then it’s certainly too big for him
And if it’s too big for King Kong
Then it’s too big for old XXXX three
And it takes me 43 minutes to pee
I said it takes me 43 minutes to pee